WARNING: I swear a lot, and I reference same-sex relationships and other sexual situations. I also link paparazzi photos and joke about celebrities sleeping with each other. If that sort of stuff bothers you, then perhaps you should go elsewhere. (Thanks for stopping by, anyhow! ♥)
The Chronicles of Narnia
Harry Potter
Twilight
Queer as Folk
The West Wing
Xena
Brian Kinney/Justin Taylor
Harry/Hermione
Disney
Hayao Miyazaki
MST3k
Barack Obama
My icon was created by the lovely from_the_corner over at LJ.
Thanks for indulging me in this year’s blogathon. I hope you guys enjoyed (or will enjoy) the stuff I did this year, and that you didn’t mind my loopiness from sleep deprivation. (Let’s do this again next year, yes?)
I’m still accepting donations for the next 48 hours - so brother, if you can spare a dime, I’m sure the wonderful folks at GLSEN would appreciate it. ♥
Thanks again for those who stuck around and kept me on my toes. However, now I shall say GOOD NIGHT. :)
He don’t care about messing up your mother’s laundry lines at all, HELL NO. He’s too GQ for that shit HOT DAMN.
Favorite Girl!Kirk Fics:
- Dealing With Illogical Needs the Logical Way by kei_rin: NC-17, Humor/Sex, Part One
Jim leans forward again and kisses Spock first on the lips and then on the cheek. Jim closes his eyes and smiles, leaning into the other man. “I think my illogical need to hit something has gone away.”
Because Jim tapped that - hard, and it was fucking mind-blowing. While I’m usually not up for Girl!Kirk fics, this is actually the fanfic that made me change my mind about it all. Very delicious, all-around; and it even has a sequel where Kirk “gets his cock back” (his words, NOT mine. ♥) A good first-choice, if you’ve never read anything gender-bending before.
- Don’t Bring Me Flowers by butterfly: NC-17, Angst/Humor/Romance, One-Shot
Jen Kirk is being courted and, for reasons that are perfectly logical, Spock objects.
DAMN STRAIGHT HE DOES. It’s fanfiction like this that should make people realize that if they did have a woman in one or the other’s place, the UST and love would be pretty freakin’ obvious.
- Personal Time by ciaan: NC-17, Humor/Sex, Drabble
“Captain’s log, personal, stardate- well, that’s part of the problem. Mr. Spock’s current theory is that we’ve experienced a temporal slip and are out of phase with the rest of the Enterprise, which is why- oh, god, Spock, do that again, please.”
Vulcans are really talented with their tongues too, you know. ♥
Anyway, my favorites:
- Amok Time by starcrossedgirl: R, ANGST, One-Shot
But now they’re down to shooting the final scenes, wrestling amidst the dust and glitter, and Leonard’s too close, too close. So close that Bill can feel the straining of his muscles under his hands, can smell his sweat, musky and strong, and it leaves his stomach lurching, once again, that mixture of disgust and something that he cannot name, doesn’t want to name. A week ago, it was hilarious, the idea of rolling around together, pretending to do their utmost to kill each other, but now it just makes him sick.
He thinks he really might be losing it.
Bill is clueless about his rage being actual sexual attraction. Poor Bill. But Leonard straightens him out, so it’s all right. ♥
- Brunch by screamlet: PG, Humor/Romance, One-Shot
“It feels like entrapment,” Chris said. He was feeling fidgety and adjusted his posture, then grabbed some fruit from a dish in the middle of the table and popped a melon slice into his mouth. “It’s fucking entrapment.” He put on a nasal voice and said, “Oh, hi Chris, it’s me, Zachary Quinto. I’m so interesting and so talented, good-looking, smart, accomplished, hard-working, totally chill, flexible, I love animals, I’m a neat freak, and for some reason, I think you’re tops.” He paused for effect, looked over the rim of his sunglasses in what he thought was a coy, Zach kind of way, and added, “I’m so cool, I can make those kinds of jokes that simultaneously announce how much I love the Jazz era and make you wonder whether I top or bottom.” He popped a grape into his mouth and continued. “Anyway, Christopher, I just wanted to let you know that I have chosen you to be my soulmate. Prepare to stand near me for the foreseeable future and bask in all my glory.”
Bill chuckled. “He’s not that much of a screaming queen, is he?”
“When he’s upset — there’s a 50/50 chance as to whether it’ll be screaming queen or brain-eating psychopath.”
Shatnoy: Now with a side of Pinto. COME AND GET IT, because it’s fucking delicious. ♥
- Exploring by halotolerant: PG-13, Angst/Romance, One-Shot
Bill kisses him. Their lips are dry at first, then suddenly, abruptly both open and it’s hot and wet together, and it’s filthy, perfect, alien as all hell and Bill wants more
It’s quiet fanfiction like this that makes me realize how beautiful they would’ve been. Really kind of sweet, but intense, and thus still romantic.
- Sleeping Beauty by starcrossed: NC-17, ANGST, One-Shot
Seems like Leonard isn’t the charging-in type of prince after all, more like a stealthy ninja. The thought makes him grin, then chuckle, and before Bill quite figures out why that is so funny, he’s reached full-blown hysterical laughter, leaning onto the bar for support as his sides begin to hurt.
A sequel to Amok Time, which I also recommended. ♥
Anyhow, some beauties:
“Tonight’s so beautiful, wow look at the MOON!
Someday, in a crowded place, I’m gonna resurrect my inner-Quinto and shout that - and thus scare the FUCK out of everybody.
When I noted that once again my laptop was glued shut, I knew Dean’s passive aggressiveness had gone too far.
EVIL BASTARD ABSCONDED MY GLUE.
“I’m the only one out of my friends who finds Pinto attractive, guess I’m the anomaly.”
ANOMALIES ARE BEAUTIFUL, BB. ♥
“And then he just absconded the mistress’ bloomers and jumped out the window, can you believe such a thing?”
If by “mistress” you mean “Princess Whitelaw” - of which I mean “Captain Fine” - then I say LET’S GO GLOMP ZACH, THAT DIRTY PANTY THIEF. (Which reminds me of this fanfic, actually… Hmm…)
“Madame, perchance is this the pair of bloomers the wicked thief stole?”
Are they yellow?
“There I was, moribund, laid out on a raft made me own hair and turtles, when I saw it! LAND!”
TURTLES. D:
“I would love to work in the costume department for the next Star Trek movie, but I would probably be fired after they found out that I’ve absconded with ZQs clothes, leaving him naked XD
I suggest it’s a civic duty for this to happen. THINK OF THE CHILDREN; THE POOR, HELPLESS CHILDREN WHO JUST WANT TO SEE HIM NAKED, BUT HAVE TO WAIT FOR ABSCONDMENT OF HIS PERSONAL EFFECTS. (And by children, I mean the cracked-out college students I’m friends with over at ontd_startrek… *ahem*.)
(And yes, I made up “abscondment”. WHAT OF IT?)
Again, thanks for the participants. You made my night. ♥ :)
