Fandom S!ut

syin:

“Seduce me. Write letters to me. And poems, I love poems. Ravish me with your words. Seduce me.”

jaclynday:

I was watching The Tudors Season Two with Brandon over the weekend and got completely into the whole bell-sleeves with feathers and beading and oversized jewelry. I was even inspired today to drag out a shirt from my closet that I never wear due to its inherent unwearability: it’s a jewel-tone, satiny fabric with huge bell sleeves and is generally just difficult to wear. I toned down the sleeves with a cardigan, and voila!

If you’ve never seen The Tudors, then you should NetFlix a couple episodes, if only for the gorgeous fashion. It’s not quite Marie Antoinette, but it’s still inspiring. Even the menswear is on-trend with all the above-the-knee riding boots running around on-screen.

Check out Natalie Dormer, below, who plays the ill-fated Anne Boleyn on the series.

I went on a massive search for Tudors-inspired clothing and accessories that are also surprisingly easy to incorporate into the modern wardrobe.

1. TopShop Lace-up Corset Dress - $125
2. Forever 21 Locket Necklace - $5
3. Free People Blouse - $128
4. Max Studio Button Cardigan - $58
5. Forever 21 Ruffle Blouse - $22
6. Forever 21 Cross Pendant Necklace - $8
7. LnA Long-Sleeve Tee - $73
8. Eugenia Kim Feather Hat - $34
9. American Eagle Pearl Necklace - $20
10. Spiegel Jeweled Sweater - $99
11. Design History Sweater - $86
12. Endless Re-Mix Vintage-Style Booties - $205
13. OC by Oleg Cassini Embroidered Dress - $90
14. Luella “Edna” Silk Blouse - $148 (from $370)
15. Forever 21 Ring - $4

He told German TV channel Tele 5: “It is embarrassing every time. You have to pretend that you’re passionately making love and forget the whole world. But of course you’re on set with about 20 people, a camera and a make-up woman conceals the pimples on your butt.”

I must be five years old today, because I am laughing so fucking hard.

Guess what I’m dreaming about tonight…

(via trueobsession)

Don’t worry Henry Charles, I’m sure there’s a line of individuals who are well aware of that.

So, I just watched this for the first time the other day, and I adored it. I knew I would. I love Tudor history, even when it’s butchered and hacked rather badly, but this one’s rather interesting. Anne Boleyn is scheming and conniving, sure; but unlike The Other Boleyn Girl or even The Tudors, she’s not gold-digging. She sets out to ruin him because he wouldn’t let her marry Henry Percy; and so she’s witty and sarcastic, and aims for the jugular in all their conversations, and it’s just wonderful. The acting is brilliant (of course it is; we’ve got Burton and Bujold, after all), and they have a marvelous on-screen chemistry. The movie/mini-series is long as fuck, but it’s well worth the time; especially if any of you like The Tudors or The Other Boleyn Girl. (And may I add that Bujold is incredibly beautiful, and Burton has this strange, sexy appeal, even when he’s a douchebag? It’s true.)

Picspam coming up. I love how this movie looks. It really has that “dated feel” (but in the best way possible. Yay, 60’s. ♥)

mamapajama:

“Edward, this is not a toy.”

AJHLGDJASGFSDJSFL I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD.  I ALMOST HAD A FREAKING HEART ATTACK.

DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT, HENRY CAVILL.  GODDAMN.

I REACTED THE SAME WAY. I was about to travel to wherever and choke a bitch. Henry is the reason I watch, Showtime!