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The person who made this is awesome. ♥
OMG, I saw that one and it cracked me up something fierce. Pure win.
The answer is: Chris has relationships, and Zach doesn’t. OR Chris has PUBLIC relationships, and Zach doesn’t.
If we (the public, the media, the paparazzi) don’t see a girl hanging off his arm, or hear any rumblings of relationship talk, or any sly pleased grins when asked about sex or girlfriends etc, we (the public, the media, the paparazzi) automatically assume he is HIDING something. And what is there to hide in Hollywood? YOUR GAYNESS OF COURSE.
It’s a ridiculous notion, but Zach hasn’t had a ‘public’ girlfriend that I can think of. He’s not the type to flaunt any kind of relationship, if he’s even been in a relationship in the last few years. -shrug- It’s just the unfortunate truth that we assume he’s got a big gay secret or something.
And Chris is clearly heterosexual because his girl was seen buying condoms. (Which, by the way, what a gross invasion of privacy. I can’t believe that was published. Was it on Perez’s site? That motherfucker.)
Also, Zach is ~twirly~.
If you know what I mean.
And you do.
(But I know plenty of twirly straight guys, and it doesn’t really matter, I’m just pointing it out. As a public, as a whole, we tend to assume all stereotypes are true and THAT’S why Zach is pinned as ‘the gay one’.)
-flourish-
Okay that was long-winded and stupid.
This works both ways. Because actors hire beards, appear overly “straight” - and whatever else - to convince the adoring public that they’re not gay. Honestly, Munn buying condoms and having them “peek” out of the bag while walking in front of papz is classic fame-mongering. If she’s not a beard, then she’s there for the publicity and flaunting shit.
Either way, the original maker of the card is awesome; because in an ideal world without heteronormative glasses, no one would be assuming anything because ALL OF THE ABOVE are classic stereotypes. I think that’s what they were getting at. (Along with Chris being just as “girly” as Zach on occasion, AND a bad dresser, so - seriously.)
