Fandom S!ut

iamthelizardqueen:

I’m in love.

thenewromantic:

lovestoriesurl:lovetheinfatuation:reynahope:fuckyeahtwilight:mondayeyes:

salpeters:bsidetomytongue:notthejadedkind:tabbyoftheyear:musicobsessed6:

cantbe2careful:fuckyeahhptrio:(via robsessed)

fuckyeahtwilight:

junglejustine:

Don’t you hate, the Twilight epidemic. Yea, me too.

- lies

twilt:

on fire

Still LMFAO.

ignitemybones:

katemac:

counterfeitredhead:

growingup:imtellingit:openlungs:mimisaurus:(via thelighthouseisanaccident)

LOLOLOL

HAHA

HAHAHA THE LAST FRAME. -DEAD-

UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS FUCK YEAH

HAHAHAHHAHa

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

chumi:

fuckyeahtwilightsucks:

For those of you who don’t know what Inuyasha is, consider yourself lucky. (No offense to those that are fans.)

OMG BAKIT SYA BUMENTA. HAHAHAHAHA =)) =))

LOL, this is so true.

LOL, I kind of want one of those. (But I’m undecided about which side, because I’m TEAM JACOB for New Moon, but TEAM EDWARD the rest of the books.)

Edward: “Oh, fragile little human.”

Beautiful coloring in these. ♥

mermaidalyss87:

Ballet Studio OF DOOM

[James has lured Bella away from her protectors with recordings of her mother’s voice; Bella’s mother isn’t even on that side of the country. Cunning plans: you’re… doing it pretty well, actually. He chose the studio with its wall-to-wall mirrorage because he wanted a striking set for the little snuff film he’s going to send to Edward after he’s killed Bella. But it’s okay! He’s just gonna sit there and monologue at her for a while, Edward will show up before anything really happens to her, right?]

JAMES: *FIBULA TWIGSNAP*

BELLA: I DON’T LIKE THIS MOVIE ANYMOOOOOOOORE!

[So James throws Bella around some more and a big shard of mirror stabs her in the leg and she’s bleeding everywhere and he bites her arm which means that venom is now burning through her veins and she will either have to become a vampire or die, I guess, so that kind of UNEXPECTED EDWARD IS UNEXPECTED! THANKS FOR JOINING US, TWINKLETOES. So the boys throw each other around the studio and trash-talk each other very melodramatically and there’s some aerial slapfighting AND THEN the other Cullens arrive to dance and kick ass, and they are ALL OUT OF CHOREOGRAPHY:]

[Finally Edward gets James by the throat and RIPS IT OFF AND SPITS IT OUT, DAMN, about to score a fatality when—]

CARLISLE: No, Edward! You’re better than this!

EDWARD: You’re right, Carlisle, I—

CARLISLE: But your not-brothers aren’t. Have at it, boys!

[Jasper and Emmett build a floorboard fire and then Alice jumps up on James’s face and twists his head off like a bottlecap. Because she is awesome.]

BELLA: OW IT HURTS THE BURNING OMG

[The boys tear James to pieces and are dancing around singing campfire songs by the time Alice ambles on over.]

ALICE [offering stick ]: Marshmallow? The wiener isn’t done yet.

CARLISLE: Alice! Help me tie off this tourniquet!

ALICE: I don’t think that’s going to help—I think he, like, bit her, and stuff.

BELLA: NARRRRRRGHHHH!

EDWARD: NO!

CARLISLE: We probably better do something about that.

BELLA: RRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHHHHH!

ALICE [chewing]: We could just let her be a vampire, I guess.

EDWARD: NOOOOO!

CARLISLE: Well, I guess there’s something else we could do to get the vampire firepain venom out. I mean, eventually.

BELLA: ASDLKFJSDLKFJASDLKFJKJKJG;;;;

CARLISLE: But it will mean—you will have to—there will be—

EDWARD: NO!

CARLISLE: Premarital sucking.

EDWARD: BUT IT IS SO HARD!

—Cleolinda Jones

mermaidalyss87:

The Mean Streets of Port Angeles

[After she buys her book—Everything You Wanted to Know About Quileute Legends But Didn’t Want to Ask the Werewolf Kid—Bella manages to get cornered by the one gang of roving lowlifes in a small tourist town BUT SUDDENLY Edward swoops in, grabs Bella and charges them with The Vampire Volvo of Great Justice and all the lowlifes are like DAMN THAT HIGH-SCHOOL KID IS HARDCORE. Heigh ho Volvo, away!]



La Hipster Italia

[Look, don’t even ask me what’s up with the waitress’s hair, I don’t know.]

EDWARD: I FEEL VERY PROTECTIVE OF YOU.

BELLA: That’s hot.

[That sound you hear is me facepalming.]

EDWARD: So I was stalking you around town but I lost you and then I heard their terrible awful killing-you thoughts and—

BELLA: Wait, you what?

EDWARD: … Shit.

[So Edward spills his guts about how he can read everyone’s mind except Bella’s. On the upside, he manages to keep his mouth shut about the whole vampire thing, which is more than he’s able to do in the book.]

—Cleolinda Jones

LOL, that’s totally my favorite part of the book. (I re-read up until Port Angeles, and then I stop.)

fuckyeahtwilight:

shweetzombies:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

oceanchild:

nachocheese:

twilt:

sarah palin method